I’ll let the video speak for itself:

Hat-tip: Harry’s Place.

How strange it is that this week has seen abortion restriction campaigner Nadine Dorries MP defend a woman’s right to shoes.

In a debate, if you find yourself in the inconvenient position of being factually incorrect, a simple diversionary strategy is always possible: redefine the terms used.

Was waterboarding torture? Well yes, if you consider drowning someone to be a painful and distressing experience.

So how to get round it? Easy: redefine torture, preferably in a suitably wooly and vague way, then suggest that waterboarding doesn’t meet the strict definition of torture that you’ve just in effect destroyed.

That sort of nonsense unfortunately characterised much of the discussion I participated in last week. A debate on the value of life sentencing was distorted into a bizarre, confused and contradictory argument about not letting politicians have any say in the criminal justice system. You may have also seen my moaning on Twitter about a debate on Israel in which the proponents, apart from invoking the argumentum ad Hitlerum, decided that they would justify their argument by trying to challenge the legal definition of “occupation”. Dreary, annoying and deeply stupid.

Nonetheless my weekend was considerably brightened by the Onion’s satirical take on such tactics:

Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

Hat-tip: Andrew Sullivan

No, you’re too young.

A bit of light relief from the phoney war over who can say the word “NHS” the most times in a given sentence:

This has supposedly been “Labour’s best week in a long time”. Is that possibly because Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman are on holiday, Parliament’s in recess and nobody’s really in governing in their absence?

Well done.

A married couple decided to sneak into a squirrel’s holiday photos:

The BBC’s style guide warns of bad copy:

Writing which is second-hand is second-rate, and offers no pleasure to the listener.

Maybe, but when was the last time you heard the written word?

At least she had a watertight alibi.